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#1074

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<beo> svurshvam az rauta
<beo> noshtna
<beo> i si trugvam
<beo> i v avtobusa sam pozaspal
<beo> sabujdam se po 1 vreme
<beo> i nqkaf slusha chalga
<beo> do tuk dobre
<beo> ama q slusha taka che i az da q chuvam
<beo> ima nqkaf gazarski telefon
<beo> alabala
<beo> i slusha kopelenceto
<beo> 1- 2- 3 spirki go chakam da sleze
<beo> mi ne sliza gada mu s gad
<beo> i az takuv mu vikam
<beo> awe bate
<beo> fani go spri tfa shot e vredno
<beo> i toi : shot kakvo
<beo> i az veche leko usmihnat mu povtarqm
<beo> SHOT E VREDNO BE
<beo> onq takuf sa zamislq
<beo> i vika
<beo> e koe mu e vrednoto be deba
<beo> i togava
<beo> BOOM!!! stroogo\zlobnata fizionomiq ...
<beo> MI PODRAZNI ME OSHTE MALKO I SHE RAZBERESH
<beo> onq - centralen blokaj
<beo> 1 - 2- 3- sec shtrak sprq go i pribra telefona
<beo> oburna se natatuk
<beo> i ne otmesti glava ot prozoreca dokato slqzah

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#1066

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<@OrBoS> naskoro chuh che imalo mnogo dobra zashtita ot virusi
<@OrBoS> dori ne se nalaga da instalirash nishto
<@OrBoS> prosto si gasish monitora i virusa ne vijda kakvo pravi

#1032

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* Quits: ^^Bar0vec^^ (bar0vec@84.21.216.159) (Killed (UniBG.services (Nickname Enforcement)))
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<^^Bar0vec^^> jmam super sjban net
<^^Bar0vec^^> nqkoj da ne me hakva
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<^^Bar0vec^^> koj me hakva
<^^Bar0vec^^> Orbos tj lj go pravjs tova be
<OrBoS> da no ne samo az go moga
<OrBoS> gledai sega
<^^Bar0vec^^> ?
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<^^Bar0vec^^> stjga be
<OrBoS> ne bqh az
<OrBoS> obache shtot si pich
<OrBoS> she ti kaja kak da se pazish ot takiva probivi
<^^Bar0vec^^> super, kak
<OrBoS> znachi purvo nikoga ne si zatvarqi CD-to
<OrBoS> druj go vinagi otvoreno i taka shte e po trudno da te haknat
* Quits: ^^Bar0vec^^ (bar0vec@84.21.216.159) (Killed (UniBG.services (Nickname Enforcement)))
<PsYcHoCoDe> nakarai go da si mahne kabela na neta
<OrBoS> e sa :)
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<^^Bar0vec^^> Orbos prestanj be
<OrBoS> otvori li si CD-to
<^^Bar0vec^^> da otvorjh go
<OrBoS> predstavi si shtom s otvoreno CD te haknah kakvo moga
<^^Bar0vec^^> stjga be
<OrBoS> obache shte ti kaja oshte 1 caka
<OrBoS> iskash li
<^^Bar0vec^^> kazwaj
<OrBoS> vij otzad na kompa
<OrBoS> ima 1 zelena lampichka
<OrBoS> vidq li q
<^^Bar0vec^^> da
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<OrBoS> ^^Bar0vec^^ vidq lampichkata nali
<^^Bar0vec^^> da
<OrBoS> do neq ima 1 kabel bate
<OrBoS> drupni go mnogo rqzko i poveche nqmash problemi
<OrBoS> no estestveno ne zabraqi i CD-to kombinaciqta e mnogo dobra
<^^Bar0vec^^> sekunda
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<OrBoS> aide sus zdrave
<PsYcHoCoDe> lame rlz
<anarchy^> naj posle, vze da mj omruzwa tozj cqla sutrjn samo vljza jzljza ..

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#957

коментари 0

<@OrBoS> as vchera minah ot 98 na XP
<@OrBoS> neska obratno
<@OrBoS> :P

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#947

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[04:29:58] *** MaBok (world@o2crew.info) Quit (autokilled: script kiddie)

#945

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[16:17:41] <_Ichi_`0u7> kak da smena prevoda na bs palyer ot kitaiski na bg
[16:17:41] <_Ichi_`0u7> ?

#907

коментари 1

<auxiliary> Недей чети, гледай какво пише

#902

коментари 2

<YoAnCHeTo> tozi windows 98
<YoAnCHeTo> mnogo mi drazni
<YoAnCHeTo> ne se ponasia
<YoAnCHeTo> niakoi ima li da mi zapise XP
<morbos> as iam
<YoAnCHeTo> super
<YoAnCHeTo> utre ste ti donesa 2-3 disketi
<YoAnCHeTo> da mi go zapises
<YoAnCHeTo> {}

2-3 (hilqdi)

#866

коментари 0

<@zweio> trqbva da si priznaq neshu ...
<@zweio> proslushah chalga
<@OrBoS> uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<@zweio> :(
<@zweio> po-silna se okaza ot men ... vsichkite tezi cici ... poliushvashti se v ritum po klipovete ... i mustaka na milko
<@zweio> ne izdurjah

chalgr

#803

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* Topic is 'това DVD±RW какво значи ? има или няма двд записвачка ?'
* Set by hasty!hasty@84-252-9-40.cable.evrocom.net on Wed Apr 26 18:14:31

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